6. You receive Birthday and various holiday cards from Starbucks.
5. Columbia and a few other coffee growing countries may be naming National holidays after you.
4. You have more pictures of coffee cups on Instagram than you do of your cat.
3. Your vampire friend couldn’t sleep all day after drinking from you.
2. Juan Valdez joins Twitter and only follows you.
1. Your breath has been known to sober up drunks.
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